Enjoy these 33 long distance relationship quotes, for you and the one you love.
Long Distance Relationship Quotes and Sayings
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
Aristotle
I know when I leave; the distance will keep us apart. But distance, no matter how far, can’t change these feelings in my heart.
Unknown
More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
John Donne
We only part to meet again.
John Gay
I love you deeply, unconditionally, forever and beyond…
Gina Cianfarani
For five minutes with you, I’d drive for a week. A minute spent in the embrace of my lover is equivalent to an eternity of joy!
Unknown
Falling in love reminds you that nothing else matters.
Unknown
Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; and every little absence is an age.
John Dryden
You are far away, but yet your love remains; I can feel it all around. It embraces me and holds me tight, night after night.
Gabrielle Ripka
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
An American Proverb
A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.
Stendhal
Missing someone gets easier every day because even though you are one day further from the last time you saw them, you are one day closer to the next time you will.
Natalie
I know that we are 10,000 miles away from each other, but the feelings in my heart for you will never change, even if you go farther than that. You will be in my heart forever.
Unknown
Love is the shortest distance between hearts.
Unknown
A part of you has grown in me.
And so you see, it’s you and me
Together forever and never apart,
Maybe in distance, but never in heart.
I never knew what love was until I met you, then when distance pulled us apart, I found out what true love is.
Unknown
More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
John Donne
I can’t see you
I can’t smell you
I can’t touch you
And I can’t feel you
But, somehow, I know you’re there.
One’s first love is always perfect until one meets one’s second love.
Elizabeth Aston
More Long Distance Relationship Quotes
Love is the poetry of the senses.
Honore de Balzac
I’d like to run away
From you,
But if you didn’t come
And find me…
I would die.
Shirley Bassey
Even though there may be times
It seems I’m far away
Never wonder where I am
‘Cause I am always by your side.
Celine Dion, the Power of Love
My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We’ll lock them up together,
And throw away the key.
Frederick Saunder
A hug is like a boomerang – you get it back right away.
Bil Keane
Love, like a river, will cut a new path whenever it meets an obstacle.
Crystal Middlemas
I believe that love cannot be bought except with love.
John Steinbeck
I think we dream so we don’t have to be away from one another. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we’ll always be together.
Do you know what it means to come home
At night to a woman who’ll give you a little love,
A little affection, a little tenderness?
It means you’re in the wrong house,
That’s what it means.
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly;
What is essential is invisible to the eye.
Antoine De Saint-Exupery
Love is like a violin. The music may stop now and then, but the strings remain forever.
Love is a roller coaster ride, that never seems to end.
It has its up and downs.
Love is journey, that has no end.
Celina
Absence is to love what wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small, it rekindles the great.
Comte DeBussy-Rabutin
What is love, Does anyone know, Is it what twinkles between our toes, Can we not see it with our own eyes, Can we not hear its whisper with our own ears, Can we not touch it with our own skin, No we can not, Because true love comes from you, Within.
Scott William Emminger
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Everyone wants to be happy and here are several happiness quotes and sayings to help you along the way. Read these bit of wisdom the next time you’re feeling down, or share them with someone to brighten their day. Enjoy our collection of great happiness quotes.
Quotes About Happiness
Your success and happiness lie in you … Resolve to keep happy, and you joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties.
Helen Keller
If you want to be happy, be.
Leo Tolstoy
We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same.
Anne Frank
The true object of all human life is play.
G.K. Chesterton
The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase: if you pursue happiness you’ll never find it.
C.P. Snow
The happiest people are those who are too busy to notice whether they are or not.
William Feather
Happiness is a Swedish sunset-it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it.
Mark Twain
Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of traveling.
Margaret Lee Runbeck
Happiness is an expression of the soul in considered actions.
Aristotle
Happiness is a continuation of happenings which are not resisted.
Deepak Chopra
The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts….take care that you entertain no notions unsuitable to virtue and reasonable nature.
Marcus Aurelius
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
Albert Schweitzer
Men can only be happy when they do not assume that the object of life is happiness.
George Orwell
Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
Robert Frost
Happiness Quotes
Happiness is: A good martini, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman… or a bad woman, depending on how much happiness you can stand.
George Burns
Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don’t even remember leaving open.
Rose Lane
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Johnny Carson
The happiest women, like the happiest nations, have no history.
George Eliot
One is happy as a result of one’s own efforts-once one knows the necessary ingredients of happiness-simple tastes, a certain degree of courage, self-denial to a point, love of work, and, above all, a clear conscience.
George Sand
Each has his own happiness in his hands, as the artist handles the rude clay he seeks to reshape it into a figure; yet it is the same with this art as with all others: only the capacity for it is innate; the art itself must be learned and painstakingly practiced.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Happiness consists more in conveniences of pleasure that occur everyday than in great pieces of good fortune that happen but seldom.
Benjamin Franklin
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
Ernest Hemingway
There is no happiness except in the realization that we have accomplished something.
Henry Ford
One filled with joy preaches without preaching.
Mother Teresa
Continuity of purpose is one of the most essential ingredients of happiness in the long run, and for most men this comes chiefly through their work.
Bertrand Russell
There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness.
Lady Marguerite Blessington
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
Doug Larson
No man is happy unless he believes he is.
Publilius Syrus
There is only one success – to spend your life in your own way.
Christopher Morley
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Welcome to the funny relationship quotes list. Below you’ll find a list of funny quotes about relationships, men, women, old age, children, and more. These quotes are great to share with your special someone.
Funny Relationship Quotes
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
Frederick Ryder
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn’t stand for that.
Steve Martin
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Ambrose Bierce
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
Albert Einstein
Funny Quotes About Women
An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
Joan Rivers
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
Katharine Hepburn
I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.
Rebecca West.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Groucho Marx
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Mark Twain
Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.
Sean Williamson
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West
Funny Quotes About Men
Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
Cher
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
Diana Jordan
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.
Jilly Cooper
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Henry Youngman
If you’ve got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.
John Wayne
Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.
Mae West
Funny Love & Marriage Quotes
All marriages are happy. It’s trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.
Shelley Winters
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.
Leonardo Di Vinci
Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
Joan Rivers
The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.
Aristotle
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”
Oscar Wilde
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.
Socrates
I wouldn’t be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.
Tony Curtis
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Woody Allen
Funny Quotes About Children
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: Twins.
Josh Billings
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
Bill Cosby
Insanity is hereditary: You can get it from your children.
Sam Levinson
Don’t tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won’t respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, ‘Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.’.
Joan Rivers
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.”
Ralph Bus
Children nowadays are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers.
Socrates
Funny Old Age Quotes
A man’s only as old as the woman he feels.”
Groucho Marx
I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.
Rita Rudner
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