Enjoy these 33 long distance relationship quotes, for you and the one you love.
Long Distance Relationship Quotes and Sayings
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
I know when I leave; the distance will keep us apart. But distance, no matter how far, can’t change these feelings in my heart.
More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
We only part to meet again.
I love you deeply, unconditionally, forever and beyond…
For five minutes with you, I’d drive for a week. A minute spent in the embrace of my lover is equivalent to an eternity of joy!
Falling in love reminds you that nothing else matters.
Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; and every little absence is an age.
You are far away, but yet your love remains; I can feel it all around. It embraces me and holds me tight, night after night.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
An American Proverb
A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.
Missing someone gets easier every day because even though you are one day further from the last time you saw them, you are one day closer to the next time you will.
I know that we are 10,000 miles away from each other, but the feelings in my heart for you will never change, even if you go farther than that. You will be in my heart forever.
Love is the shortest distance between hearts.
A part of you has grown in me.
And so you see, it’s you and me
Together forever and never apart,
Maybe in distance, but never in heart.
I never knew what love was until I met you, then when distance pulled us apart, I found out what true love is.
More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
I can’t see you
I can’t smell you
I can’t touch you
And I can’t feel you
But, somehow, I know you’re there.
One’s first love is always perfect until one meets one’s second love.
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Love is the poetry of the senses.
Honore de Balzac
I’d like to run away
But if you didn’t come
And find me…
I would die.
Even though there may be times
It seems I’m far away
Never wonder where I am
‘Cause I am always by your side.
Celine Dion, the Power of Love
My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We’ll lock them up together,
And throw away the key.
A hug is like a boomerang – you get it back right away.
Love, like a river, will cut a new path whenever it meets an obstacle.
I believe that love cannot be bought except with love.
I think we dream so we don’t have to be away from one another. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we’ll always be together.
Do you know what it means to come home
At night to a woman who’ll give you a little love,
A little affection, a little tenderness?
It means you’re in the wrong house,
That’s what it means.
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly;
What is essential is invisible to the eye.
Antoine De Saint-Exupery
Love is like a violin. The music may stop now and then, but the strings remain forever.
Love is a roller coaster ride, that never seems to end.
It has its up and downs.
Love is journey, that has no end.
Absence is to love what wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small, it rekindles the great.
What is love, Does anyone know, Is it what twinkles between our toes, Can we not see it with our own eyes, Can we not hear its whisper with our own ears, Can we not touch it with our own skin, No we can not, Because true love comes from you, Within.
Scott William Emminger
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Welcome to the funny relationship quotes list. Below you’ll find a list of funny quotes about relationships, men, women, old age, children, and more. These quotes are great to share with your special someone.
Funny Relationship Quotes
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn’t stand for that.
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
Funny Quotes About Women
An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Funny Quotes About Men
Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
If you’ve got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.
Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.
Funny Love & Marriage Quotes
All marriages are happy. It’s trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.
Leonardo Di Vinci
Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.
I wouldn’t be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Funny Quotes About Children
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: Twins.
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
Insanity is hereditary: You can get it from your children.
Don’t tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won’t respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, ‘Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.’.
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.”
Children nowadays are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers.
Funny Old Age Quotes
A man’s only as old as the woman he feels.”
I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.
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